What do you have against white males of western european ancestry? We elderly types of said ancestry need all the encouragement we can get and free condoms would go a long way (?) toward helping we doddering types on "fixed incomes". BTW, who do you know that IS NOT on a fixed income?

At my last birthday get-together several people brought their idea of thoughtful gifts for me, one such was a "lifetime supply of condoms" (a three pack!). However, everyone is now happy I do not put candles on my birthday cakes because of the known fire hazard that number of candles implies. I am still irritated about the "lifetime supply" thing but nobody really cares (and I used to have such standing in the Community!).

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