Why is it you Fundie Freaks can't even tell the truth in small matters; you gotta lie no matter what, heh? You said you would be back in 4 months and here it is only a week or so. Does lying just go with the territory or is it a function of believing YOU ARE ABOVE such things when talking to others NOT of your Ilk? BTW, that is one of the two[2] things that have always caused such a problem with you Nut Fringe Types, the other thing is that your "preachers" seem to have such a problem keeping their pants zipped. E$ven such high profile Tele-evangelista's as [maybe especially them] the Jim Bakker's, the Hagy's, and I can never remember the other one; you know his name, the one from Louisana now on the West Coast who is known as "the Apostle to the Hookers", you remember him I'm sure, he is the one who works the Truck Stops with them, Bible in hand, doubtless ready in an instant to fall to his knees with either sex and give what comfort he can offer to a suffering sinner. Surely YOU know his name; come on, I know it is right there on the tip of your tongue, just waiting to vomit forth in that Glorius Fundie Sermon Format known throughout the land as "Holy Poon-tang with Apologetics".

:curmudg