Sheesh...

Anchorage was the only location in the state these people could come up with? Yes, its got the big airport and all, but...

...hey, I live less than a dozen miles from a collection of (failing) petrochemical plants. Much more sensible targets...

...hmmm...now that I think of it, there was that one failed pizza sale in the fish plants last week because the potential customer, as a moslem, could not eat pork, which ruled out the pepperoni pizza and the ham and pinapple...