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			<title><![CDATA[ Please forgive this intrusion, but... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ To any kind-hearted person out there.  First of all I am very embarrassed to write this and put out here, so please don't send me any hate mail because this is real.  Basically, I just want to ask for used toy donations from anyone in the world. These would be for 2004 Christmas.   I have two small children, and the U.s.A. is becoming like a third world country to me.  I had to recently sell my car to pay some bills and afford a birthday party for my son who turned 9.  Bt the way, he is a... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 06 Nov 2004 15:44:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Hey Sassy and PsiProne ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I've recently started my own EZboard community.<br><br>Do you guys have any tips on how to make it gain traffic?  I have no clue on how to run a busy successful messageboard and I thought you guy or anyone else for that matter might be able to help me run one.<br><br>What do you think of the design layout?<br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://pub42.ezboard.com/byahooospad">pub42.ezboard.com/byahooospad</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>Thanks for help in advance.<div... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (yahooo seriously)</author>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2004 12:27:43 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ POSTCARD SKYE, I am calling you out. ]]></title>
			<link>http://freedomofspeech.yuku.com/topic/3174/t/POSTCARD-SKYE-I-am-calling-you-out-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:red;font-family:century gothic;font-size:x-large;">OUT</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><div class='signature'><hr><img src="http://sassyqueen.homestead.com/files/sassynation1.jpg" style="border:0;"><br><img src="http://sassyqueen.homestead.com/files/sassynation3.gif" style="border:0;"> <br></div> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Sassy Nation)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2004 16:35:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Oh ****~~~starjade~~~***** ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ This is what I think of your opinions. <br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://members.aol.com/snoopsmurfysmurf/icons/humpbanana.gif">members.aol.com/snoopsmur...banana.gif</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><div class='signature'><img src="http://sassyqueen.homestead.com/files/sassyglittersig1.gif"></div> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (sassy queen)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2004 02:42:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Why would you want to kill an innocent baby? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <font color="#FF0000">WARNING, this post is a little bit graphic...</font><br><br><br>I saw a graphic movie of an abortion where the abortionist goes after the baby with the tool to kill it and the baby opens it's mouth in a scream as the tool grabs her and rips her apart. How can you think that is not killing a human when it reacts that way? <div class='signature'><img src="http://mywebpage.netscape.com/Metra147/newlove.gif" style="border:0;"></div> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Tornado Potato)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2004 03:51:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ FranksantIers / Yahoo Seriously  : I'm Calling You Out ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I found out that the homophobic bigot piece of filth, StretchNutz, who was stalking and harressing me and who only existed to call me a queer ... was none other than FrankSantIers / Yahooo Seriously / Sinplicity.<br><br>StretchNutz / FrankSantiers / Yahooo Seriously / Sinplicity ... whoever you are ... I don't know what sort of problem you have against gay people, but it's been shown that most homophobes are suppressed homosexuals. I'd advise you to go seek medical help for your hatred of... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Postcard Skye)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2004 07:40:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Don't you just hate getting diarrhea? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I got diarrhea when I was sleeping. No, I didn't get it in the bed, I got up and used the pot of course, but I had to miss work because of the diarrhea. Then I felt guilty when I quit having diarrhea because I felt like I was playing hookie from work. But now I feel like I could catch more diarrhea. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/eyes.gif"><div class='signature'><img src="http://mywebpage.netscape.com/Metra147/newlove.gif" style="border:0;"></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2004 01:18:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ When will it STOP? Who will be NEXT? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.mdcplus.com/web/moderator/MP.jpg" target="top">Another outing!</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2004 08:45:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Scientists to send sassy into space: ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-size:medium;">Not to see if she would make a good astronaught but to see if the cow can really Jump over the moon:</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <br><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :xlol --><img src=http://www.mdcplus.com/web/webmaster/lol.gif ALT=":xlol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> </div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (starjade)</author>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2004 08:24:20 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Mad Cow ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.murlin.com/~nanook/MadCow.swf" target="top">A Mad Cow</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2004 17:20:21 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ __________info__________ ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Hello beloved, I would like to ask you for a few moments of your time to read this document carefully and to dwell upon it.<br><br>If you do not believe in God, please read <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://home.earthlink.net/~eeshgeebor/bible" target="top">this link</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> for Logical Reasoning For Gods Existence.<br><br>According to <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.devotions.net/bible/00bible.htm" target="top">the Bible</a><!--EZCODE LINK END-->, sin is... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2003 20:44:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Wally Test ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A Wally test comes from the World Association of Learning, <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Laughter</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END-->, and Youth (W.A.L.L.Y).  It's a fun set of quick-fire questions.  They may look easy, but be warned, they are desinged to trick you.  Write down your answers on a piece of paper and then see how many you got right.  The time limit is three minutes.<br><br>Have fun.  The answers will be in the next post.  Don't peek. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img... ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (franksantIers)</author>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2003 18:22:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Michael Jackson Again? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Q. How do you know Michael Jackson is having a party? <br>A. There are a bunch of tricycles in front of his house. <br><br>Q. When is it bed time at Michael Jacksons house? <br>A. When the big hand is on the little hand!<br><br>Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common? <br>A. They both ride three year olds. <br><br>Q. What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?<br>A. Michael Jackson's makeup. <br><br>Q. Why does Michael Jackson disappear for a couple... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2003 01:07:48 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ GRIEVANCE: ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ GRIEVANCE:<br><br>I, the penis, hereby request a raise in<br>salary for the following reasons:<br>I do physical labour.<br><br>I work at great depths.<br><br>I plunge head first into everything I do.<br><br>I do not get weekends or public holidays off.<br><br>I work in a damp environment.<br><br>I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.<br><br>I work in high temperatures.<br><br>My work exposes me to contagious diseases.<br><br>The Response:<br>&gt; &gt; &gt; &gt;<br>Dear... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2003 01:59:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Psiprone- ]]></title>
			<link>http://freedomofspeech.yuku.com/topic/3209/t/Psiprone-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ Hey psiprone, We should probably close this forum down, being as you don't have the time to oversee this forum, don't you think? <div class='signature'><hr><img src="http://home.comcast.net/~dracine/msgboard/sassy.gif" style="border:0;"><a href="http://pub134.ezboard.com/ffreedomofspeechfrm10">Sassy Nation</a><hr></div> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Sassy Nation)</author>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2003 15:42:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I guess I'm just an old fart ]]></title>
			<link>http://freedomofspeech.yuku.com/topic/3208/t/I-guess-I-m-just-an-old-fart.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <br>I can't relate to the young people online when it comes to all this nudity. I don't mind it when they make fun of me, but I have a problem when people are impersonating me when it's not me. I have a wife  who loves me and who loves dancing the foxtrot and I don't need her to see naked men or have people disrespect her with hurtful remarks. So I will stop posting here. Thanks for all your support, PsiProne, Sassy and BadAndy, but I have a wife. <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (lyleRo)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2003 16:25:28 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Postcard Anti-RepublicanWatch ]]></title>
			<link>http://freedomofspeech.yuku.com/topic/3221/t/Postcard-Anti-RepublicanWatch.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ How long can Postal go before he posts another anti-Republican picture?<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/img/clock.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2003 12:34:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ StretchNutz GayWatch ]]></title>
			<link>http://freedomofspeech.yuku.com/topic/3206/t/StretchNutz-GayWatch.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <br>How long can Stretchnutz go before he posts another gay picture?<br><br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.srh.noaa.gov/ftproot/LZK/IMAGES/martor/stop.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br><br> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Postcard Skye)</author>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2003 12:09:18 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Halloween Costume Ideas ]]></title>
			<link>http://freedomofspeech.yuku.com/topic/3205/t/Halloween-Costume-Ideas.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <br>Al Sharpton Hair Stylings<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.republicansforsharpton.com/photo_album/sharpy01.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.republicansforsharpton.com/photo_album/sharpy02.jpg"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br><br>images taken from:<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.republicansforsharpton.com/assets/sharpton_banner.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2003 13:40:53 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Are You Gay or Is It Just Raining? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: &quot;Hello. Can't work today, still queer.&quot;~ Robin Tyler<br><br>I'd rather be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.~ Charles Pierce<br><br>'You could move.' ~ (Abigail Van Buren, &quot;Dear Abby,&quot;) In response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted  to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.<br><br>The one... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2003 19:03:50 GMT</pubDate>
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